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When he left the gate,
I knew immediately that I bet the wrong horse.
The bell around his neck fell off !
                                                - David L. Christopher

My wife has to be the worst cook.
I have the only dog that begs for Alka-Seltzer !
                                                - Rodney Dangerfield

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The jockey was hitting the horse.
The horse turns around and says,
"Why are you hitting me?
There's nobody behind us!"
                                           - Henny Youngman

 

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Two handicapping friends try to make their first big "score" at the track

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Music:
I've put some fairly advanced midi files on the Tout Corner pages and on a few others to make the website a little more interesting.  You will get mixed results, depending on your equipment.

If you want to hear it all, use the Microsoft Default setting.  The advanced files (such as the midi on this page) are best with the MIDI for ESS MPU-401 setting which will bring out the percussion (turn your sound up to get the full benefit).

To change the WIN95/98 music settings, click on START, Settings, Control Panel, Multi-media, Midi, then either DEFAULT or MIDI for ESS MPU-401.

Also, if you like much of the music on this website, then you are, like me, a fan of Dick Anderson.  In my opinion, he's the best in country rhythm.

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